36 years old male
living in
California-Los Angeles,
United States of America.
( Zodiac: Leo - Chinese Zodiac: Pig - BirthStone: Peridot )
vidiLifer Since: Jun 26-2006 10:29 PM
Last Active: May 31-2007 10:09 PM
About Me:
The revolution will not be televised... because TV is dead and no one is watching it anymore.
And why? Because the big networks keep subjecting us to the same old, tired, processed, safe, mediocre programming. Does anyone really want to watch clone 271 of FRIENDS? Or how about CSI: DES MOINES anyone?
Here at Zanzibar19.com our mission is simple. Be original. Be funny.
For too long we've been subjected to the same old network drivel. Bored to tears over television because Network Executives are too afraid to take a risk when it comes the programs they allow you to watch.
We here at Zanzibar19 say, ï??Pull your balls out of your purse, Network Executives.ï?? Zanzibar19's balls are out. In fact, they're in my left hand right now as I write this mission statement to you. What? It helps me think when I juggle my nuts.
So join the Zanzibar19 revolution with your iPods, your MySpace, your YouTube, your boss's broadband connections.
So, coming soon, join us every Wednesday for our show, SNOWMEN HUNTERS. SNOWMEN HUNTERS is funny. It's lewd. It's disgusting and your mother would weep if she knew you were watching. It's our answer to what is lacking in network television. SNOWMEN HUNTERS so funny in fact, that we guarantee you'll drop a deuce in your pants or you get the first season FREE. That's right, at Zanzibar19.com we will NEVER charge you for watching our shows. It's all FREE all the time.
So click over to Zanzibar19.com to watch SNOWMEN HUNTERS. And while you're there, check out all the other free stuff like deleted scenes, trailers for upcoming shows and me...juggling my nuts.
People I'd Like to Meet:
Farrelly Brothers, Bill Murray, Dane Cook, Paul Thomas Anderson, Bryan Singer, Harold Ramis, Butros Butros Galle, Steven Spielberg, Kevin Smith, Paul Reubens, Ivan Reitman, JC Chazes. And when we die: Phil Hartman, John Belushi, Chris Farley and Rob Schneider (Because that’ll mean he’s dead too. Wishful thinking).
Interests:
Filmmaking, Comedy, Internet Television
Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite, Anchor Man, Old School, Kingpin!, Groundhog’s Day, The Incredibles, Fletch, Ghostbusters, Swingers, Airplane!, Dodgeball, National Lampoon’s Vacation, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Tommy Boy, The Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore
Television:
South Park, Ask A Ninja, Wonder Showzen, Chappelle’s Show, Puppet Rapist, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Entourage, The Office, Scrubs, Cheers, NewsRadio, MASH, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Leave It To Beaver, The Bernie Mac Show, Two and a Half Men, Saturday Night Live
Three Things I Can't Live Without:
Current heavyweights: Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, Charlie Murphy, Bill Murray, Vince Vaughn, Trey Parker & Matt Stone. Hall of Fame: Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chevy Chase, Phil Hartman, Steve Martin
